Little Johnny’s Classroom Fart
Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom, causing his teacher to become upset and eject him from the
room.
A Laugh Outside
Seated outside the classroom, Little Johnny finds himself unable to contain his laughter.
Encounter with the Principal
Passing by, the principal notices Johnny and inquires about his laughter.
Johnny’s Explanation
Johnny explains, “I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.”
The Principal’s Confusion
The principal probes further, “Then why are you laughing?”
Johnny’s Retort
“Because those idiots are stuck in the class smelling my fart while I’m out here enjoying the fresh air!”
